Miley Cyrus protagoniza el giro más inesperado del año y de la manera más insospechada. Miley es buena persona, tiene talento y está destrozada por la muerte de su pez Pablow.

Not joking.

La reina del twerk, aquella mujer que hizo parecer digno a Robin Thicke, se lanzó con una canción-homenaje a su fallecido pez latino, Pablow. En un evento benéfico, además. Y entre referencias a no comer sushi, a sexo y procreación entre caballitos de mar y peces y versos con tintes autobiográficos  (“como algo tan salvaje puede morir en una pecera“), Miley Cyrus se derrumba completamente.

Bromas aparte, la canción es sorprendentemente buena, al igual que su interpretación y su puesta en escena. ¿Y si Miley tuviera una talentosa estrella en su interior? ¿Y si a lo tonto, la muerte de un pez convirtiera a Hannah Montana en la verdadera reina del pop? Efecto mariposa en el siglo XXI.

Os dejamos con la sobrecogedora, Pablow, the blowfish y su desoladora letra. Hoy, desde luego, sentimos un nuevo respeto por Circus Cyrus, la mejor persona viva.

[Verse 1]
How can I love someone I never touched?
You lived under the water, but I love you so much
You never been on land, and you never seen the sky
You don’t know what a cloud is, why does everything I love have to die?
They don’t want you to see you be as big as you could be
But I couldn’t let that be
By keeping you small, by keeping you safe
If I could do it again, I’d release you to sea
Cause I can’t bear to see
Something so just wild die in a tank

[Chorus 1]
And Pablow the blowfish
I miss you so much
And Pablow the blowfish
I miss you so bad

[Verse 2]
On Saturday night, we all went out to eat
But I can never decide, so someone chose sushi
I got soup, and I ordered rice
But watching my friends eat my friends, ruined my appetite

[Chorus 2]
Oh, Pablow the blowfish
They only knew you like I do
They’d love you too
And Pablow the blowfish
I miss you so bad

[Verse 3]
I won’t forget, even one second we had
Cause you might be gone, but you could never be dead
I heard of a seahorse named Sadie
I heard she was quite the lady
Maybe you’ll find her and you could make babies
That’d be kind of crazy

[Bridge]
If Pablow the blowfish
Found love deep in the sea
Then that would mean
Pablow the blowfish
Is better off than here with me

[Outro]
But Pablow the blowfish
I miss you so bad